apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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