McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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