Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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