I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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