dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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