I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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