you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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