just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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