i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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