last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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