Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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