I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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