did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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