Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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