Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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