there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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