I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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