No subtext here. People are naked.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Randomize
