The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Dicks are not precious.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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