I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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