ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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