nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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