Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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