Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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