I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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