You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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