would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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