Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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