nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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