Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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