I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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