thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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