White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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