just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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