I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Vodka?
Forever.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
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