I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Randomize
