If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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