just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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