I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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