Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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