I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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