He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
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STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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