I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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