The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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