you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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