Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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