hotel room ftw
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
well you can't waste a boner
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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