**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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