Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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