there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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