Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
