dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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