do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You ruined the universe
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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