Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
Randomize
