I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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