Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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