Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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