His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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